14 April 2008

Phenomena

This time of year is amazing to me. It is the time of year in which a superficial phenomena occurs. This tops the mystery of crop circles, Stonehenge and the giant stone heads of Easter Island. It is none other than prom week! Yes, indeed. The week that pasty white girls make the metamorphosis of becoming a "Bronzed beauty", when the color of their skin slowly changes hue, to the color of their hair.

Seriously, its not like you're kidding anyone.
Just so you know.

And now that the truth is out. How does that happen? I know they bake themselves in ovens until toasty, golden brown. but really... Is there not a point where you say "okay, i officially look like I'm from another race." or "My body hurts and i can barely walk, but It is totally worth the cancer!"

I guess i don't get it. Thus, Phenomena of High School.

1 comment:

Lauren said...

Yay! I'm so glad you're here!

And while you are definetely going to put me to shame with your wittiness...you'd better keep up with it!